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stant screaming ]
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Oh! Oh! Ah!
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It's the crow man!
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Give it a second.
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Maybe he's taking it out
to surrender.
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He's anti-heroic.
Run!
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I don't understand.
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He's only one man!
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With the power
of a thousand crows.
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Oh, oh! Ooh!
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Good luck.
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Crows and owls
have always been at war,
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but why do you care?
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What's the point?
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Here's two.
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Ha-ha! Yeah. Cool.
Morty?
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Uh, h-hey, man!
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Good to see you!
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Y-You're, like,
looking, like,
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into crows...still.
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Oh, uh, two crows,
you remember Morty.
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Morty, two crows.
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It's good to see you,
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but if you'd given me
more of a heads up --
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Well, I-I was just
in the neighborhood.
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I-It wasn't like --
It's just that
the battle for crows
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is kind of never-ending.
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Huh. Right.
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A little pointless,
then, right?
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That came out wrong,
s-sounded judgy.
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Crowhorse. Crowhorse.
Okay.
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Crowhorse. Crowhorse.
Looks like...
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looks like they're
leading you to a thing.
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Take care, Morty.
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You -- You too!
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I-I'm doing good,
by the way.
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Oh, my dad was gonna eat that
yogurt you left in the fridge
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but I-I told him --
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I'm looking for...
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Crow Scare.
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The scarecrow?
The evil scarecrow?
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Come on. Whoever gives him up
first lives.
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Fine, I can kill
an extra asshole.
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Helps me get my steps in.
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Ah!
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Ahhh!
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Rick!
Morty?
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Wood?!
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Aghhhh!
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Uh, Morty, why are you
now like 40?
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Th-That's how long
it's been, Rick.
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Oh, uh, I guess we can have
a drink together, then.
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Do you have
a rum and Coke?
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What are you, 20?
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Oh, bless your heart.
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Time be goin' by,
don't she?
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That's your reaction
to finding out
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you wasted
your entire life?
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I feel okay.
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Well --
well, what about me?!
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Whoa.
Excuse us, boys.
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You don't wanna
be here for this.
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I thought if I gave you
enough space,
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you'd outgrow this...
phase.
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Here's your drink, poser.
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Dad got sick, you know.
Stage 4.
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You would've loved it.
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Summer's a nurse --
well, pretty much a nurse.
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She -- She married
a junkie.
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Rick, come home,
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while we still got
a little time.
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Morty, what we had
wasn't healthy.
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And this is?
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Y-You've had a thousand
adventures with these crows.
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When are you gonna
kill their big bad?
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First off,
the "will they/kill they"
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is everything to my guys.
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And second, [bleep] you
for trying to undermine
my happiness.
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This may be the last time
you ever lay eyes on me!
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I hope that's not true,
Morty,
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because you look like
sshit,
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and this is not
how I wanna remember you.
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Now that I have
his two crows,
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nothing will stop me
from eliminating Crow Rick.
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Don't defend him to me.
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I don't even get
what you see in him.
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You're right.
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We should be enjoying
the time we have together.
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Crow Rick!
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Oh, I-I know what this
must look like, but --
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It looks like
my arch nemesis, Crow Scare,
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and my sidekicks
planning adventures together.
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You are hardly
the victim here.
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I was adventuring
with these two crows
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before you ever
came along.
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What do you mean,
"using me as a rebound?"
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You feel like I was using you
as a rebound, too?
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Well, ,
this lost all meaning.
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I guess it could have
been worse.
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At least adventuring
was just a metaphor
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for romantic partnership,
so it's not a real break-up.
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Speak for yourself.
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We immensely enjoy
each other's bodies.
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What?!
Ugh! No!
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Sounds like the man's
asking for proof.
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Let's show him, fellas!
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I-I asked for zero proof!
Ahh!
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Zero proof!
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I'm giving you free will.
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Yah!
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Submit to Crow Horse!
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Whoops.
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Rick?
Wubba lubba dub dub!
I'm back, pal!
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Morty, who's at the door?
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Wait a minute.
I thought you died gruesomely?
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W-what the hell's
going on here?
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See, uh, the --
the thing is, uh...
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Can you please
make Morty 14 again, Dad?
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This is ridiculous.
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Okay, look, I-I may have used
an aging serum
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to kind of emotionally
blackmail you a little
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I kind of figured,
and I totally get it, Morty,
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I-I'm done
with the two crows.
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Like, they were super clingy
and I'm ready to make this work.
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Let's just hit
the reset button.
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Well, no, honey,
not a reset, okay?
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Tell your grandpa that
you're worthy of his respect
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and you want to be treated
differently from now on.
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I refuse to do that.
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I-I'm desperate
to get back together.
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Just like his old man.
Don't worry, honey.
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That's just Morty's
middle age talking.
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He'll be less codependent
once we get
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more of his life
in front of him again.
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Uh, I'd like him
to stay 40
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so he can keep buying
my friends molly.
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I'd rather
throw my vote away
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than use it to support
a flawed system.
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Can we make our first
adventure fixing this?
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I keep thinking about
lawn care.
Okay, buddy.
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Who sold you
this shitty aging serum?
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What did he look like?
Just like you.
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I-I got it
from the Citadel.
Hot damn.
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Hittin' the ground running
with a Citadel episode.
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See ya later,
masturbators.
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Hi! I'm Citadel's new mascot,
Andy,
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because this place
wouldn't be home
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without
Ricks "Andy" Mortys.
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Dumb.
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Ooh, what happened to
this place?
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There's
a Morty president now.
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Aw, that's cute. They rebuilt.
They made it nicer.
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They made it Glendale.
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God damn,
you are cantankerous.
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Even pooping hurts now.
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Yeah, well, this place
is gonna fix you right up.
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Okay, so, we've got
a standard Morty
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that's been aged to...40?
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Can you reverse it?
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Well, if you look at it
like a bone,
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what we can do is
break his age in two places,
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remove the middle, and graft
its ends back together.
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Th-that sounds
really violent.
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It's not a literal bone,
Morty.
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Oh, okay.
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Ah, brace yourself,
the process does also
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break every bone
in your body.
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Wait! Aah! Ooh! Ow!
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I like crayons.
Girls are gross.
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I-I think I feel
like myself again.
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Uh, you look
a little weird.
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Your skin's all pink
like a baby mouse.
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I-Is that normal?
Probably.
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Uh, sign here
for storage or disposal
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of the 26 years
we removed.
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Wait, what?
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I ain't payin'
to store 26 years.
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Well, then youe taking it
with you.
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I'm almost ready
to sell out.
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Alright,
what's disposal cost?
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Oh!
S-something unfair's
happening.
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There's no escape.
No escape!
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Let me help you!
This is not a good look.
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Oh!
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Oh, boy.
Hey!
They -- they shot me!
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You are seriously hurting
the Citadel experience.
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Listen to me!
Drop the gun!
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Death is coming
for us all,
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and the Citadel is
a weapon of mass des--
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Woof. You're about to get
suspended with pay.
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Come on, Morty, let's get outta
here before this gets political.
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Oh! Was I...
influential?
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Yeah, y-you were
influential.
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Y-You had like seven --
seven blogs.
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Tight. Oh.
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Ugh. Too late.
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Rick C-137,
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President Morty requests
you join him for dinner.
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Whoa! S-Seriously?
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You know I destroyed
this place.
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You've been paoned
for that, sir.
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Rick! Let's have dinner
with the Morty President.
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Morty, the idea was to get back
to simple adventures.
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The Citadel runs
on canon.
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Okay. I guess things really are
just going right back
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to how they were.
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Fine. I could eat.
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But the second he reveals
he's evil, we're gone.
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I dunno. It tastes...
pretty good.
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Okay, let me know
if you start feeling poisony.
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Good to have you back,
buddy.
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Mmm!
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Sorry I'm late.
Never really ends around here.
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Look at this, Morty.
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They really did make a you
the president.
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And I hate 'em
every day for it.
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But wow!
Rick C-137.
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Now, that's a guy to move
your schedule around for.
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Not -- Not here to blow
the place up again, I hope.
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Ha! Not unless you try
to keep me here.
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Ha-ha, geez.
Wouldn't dream of it.
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But it's amazing
you dropped by
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because I was eventually
gonna hunt you down.
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There's the reveal.
Let's dance.
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Ha! Geez.
Rick, come on, man.
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The guy got elected president
by Ricks and Mortys.
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He's being really nice.
All politicians are nice.
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He's a hot bag of peanuts,
isn't he?
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We've been through
a lot.
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A-And he does not like --
Serialized drama.
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Right, no drama.
Keep it episodic.
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Ricks never look back.
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Waste of a legend
in his case.
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You know he practically
built this place?
Wait, what?
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And now you're running
it squeaky clean, right?
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That's why you got
deformed Mortys
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coming up
through the sewer lines
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talking about
hope and change?
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Fair enough.
Good clapback, Rick.
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What's the deal with that,
Mister P?
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I got a little project
going on.
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Required some
hands-on labor.
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It would require less
if you were willing
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to tell me how one might
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bring down
the Central Finite Curve.
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Alright,
time to go, Morty.
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I want to know
what he's talking about.
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Yeah, you've come
all this way.
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Can you give me
10 more seconds?
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Literally 10?
Because now it would be 6.
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Oh, I'm fine with that.
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Make it 2.
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One.
254
00:09:34,820 --> 00:09:36,550
Like I said, would have been
a big help for you to tell me,
255
00:09:36,550 --> 00:09:38,880
but I should have everything
I need from you now.
256
00:09:38,890 --> 00:09:40,290
Let me just make sure.
257
00:09:40,290 --> 00:09:42,420
You can't scan an entire brain
over appetizers.
258
00:09:42,420 --> 00:09:45,960
Oh, most of yours got scanned
a long time ago.
259
00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,490
You probably
don't remember.
260
00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:49,830
Check out season 1,
episode 9, Rick Heads.
261
00:09:49,830 --> 00:09:51,830
Excelsior!
262
00:09:51,830 --> 00:09:53,570
Evil Rick.
We kicked his ass!
263
00:09:53,570 --> 00:09:54,970
"Evil Rick."
I love it.
264
00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:56,370
Smartest man
in the universe,
265
00:09:56,370 --> 00:09:58,970
with an ego so big you can
just grab it like a joystick.
266
00:09:58,970 --> 00:10:00,910
Looks complete.
267
00:10:00,910 --> 00:10:02,040
I was afraid I'd have to
kill every Rick
268
00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:03,240
on the Citadel
to get what I needed.
269
00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:05,310
You asshole!
I vouched for you!
270
00:10:05,310 --> 00:10:07,510
He only came here
because I asked him to.
271
00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:08,850
I'm sorry, Rick.
272
00:10:08,850 --> 00:10:10,050
That apology and a screwdriver
in my hand
273
00:10:10,050 --> 00:10:11,720
would be worth
a screwdriver.
274
00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:13,120
You sellout Mortys kill me.
275
00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:14,790
I'd hate you more than
the Ricks you worship
276
00:10:14,790 --> 00:10:15,860
if there was any point.
277
00:10:15,860 --> 00:10:17,120
But you can't help it.
278
00:10:17,130 --> 00:10:18,720
You were bred for it.
279
00:10:18,730 --> 00:10:19,930
Wanna see?
280
00:10:22,860 --> 00:10:24,730
You already know Rogue Ricks
used Mortys
281
00:10:24,730 --> 00:10:27,000
to hide themselves
from the Citadel.
282
00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,600
But you might not know
it worked so well
283
00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:30,140
that the Citadel
became its own
284
00:10:30,140 --> 00:10:31,470
Morty Market.
285
00:10:31,470 --> 00:10:33,340
And I'm sure you don't know
how far they've gone
286
00:10:33,340 --> 00:10:35,340
to help supply meet demand.
287
00:10:35,340 --> 00:10:37,140
Sure, Ricks could
scour infinity
288
00:10:37,140 --> 00:10:38,740
for naturally occurring
grandsons.
289
00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:40,010
But why bother?
290
00:10:40,020 --> 00:10:41,480
So much work.
291
00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:43,620
Such an admission of need.
292
00:10:43,620 --> 00:10:46,150
There aren't infinite versions
of our grandfather, Morty.
293
00:10:46,150 --> 00:10:48,890
He's an infinite smear
of one shitty old man.
294
00:10:48,890 --> 00:10:50,490
And he's attached to us
infinitely
295
00:10:50,490 --> 00:10:54,890
through his weakness
and our forgiveness.
296
00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:56,430
This is why
we're with him.
297
00:10:56,430 --> 00:10:58,130
This is why we're alive.
298
00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:03,500
What the [bleep]?
299
00:11:03,510 --> 00:11:04,840
Rick,
say this isn't true.
300
00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:06,770
- It isn't the whole truth.
- Liar!
301
00:11:06,770 --> 00:11:08,570
It's complicated!
I'm not busy.
302
00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:10,380
Okay, Morty, remember when
I said all I need
303
00:11:10,380 --> 00:11:12,450
was your apology
and a screwdriver in my hand?
304
00:11:12,450 --> 00:11:15,180
Well, I forgot I literally
have a screwdriver in my hand.
305
00:11:15,180 --> 00:11:17,520
I mean, duh-doy.
I'm basically Inspector Gadget.
306
00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:18,850
Uh-oh.
307
00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:22,260
It's okay.
He's free to go.
308
00:11:22,260 --> 00:11:25,590
He's the Rickest Rick.
We'll never see him again.
309
00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,060
Morty, when you came here
for that serum,
310
00:11:29,060 --> 00:11:30,800
did you refill this gun?
311
00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,000
Yeah.
312
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,730
Oh. Ooh!
Holy [bleep]
313
00:11:34,740 --> 00:11:37,070
I only know one man that ever
hacked my portal gun,
314
00:11:37,070 --> 00:11:39,070
and it turned out
it was evil you.
315
00:11:39,070 --> 00:11:41,270
Yay!
He's all caught up.
316
00:11:42,810 --> 00:11:44,280
Wait. Hold it.
Hold it.
317
00:11:45,810 --> 00:11:48,950
Who -- Who's that?
Time for Big Boy. Duck!
318
00:11:48,950 --> 00:11:51,550
Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!
Ohhhhh!
319
00:11:51,550 --> 00:11:52,550
Does he like it?
320
00:11:52,550 --> 00:11:53,890
It's a metaphor
for capitalism, Morty.
321
00:11:53,890 --> 00:11:55,490
What do you think?
322
00:11:55,490 --> 00:11:58,020
Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!
Ohhhhhh!
323
00:11:58,030 --> 00:11:59,090
Ohhh! Ohhhhhh!
324
00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:04,500
Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!
Ohhh!
325
00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:09,970
Ohhhhhh! Ohhhhhh!
Ohhh!
326
00:12:09,970 --> 00:12:11,600
Ohhhhhh!
327
00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:14,110
Yoink!
328
00:12:14,110 --> 00:12:16,710
You can't outrun your past,
Rick.
329
00:12:16,710 --> 00:12:19,310
Did you think my force field
would be down the second time?
330
00:12:19,310 --> 00:12:22,050
I was expressing disapproval
of your dialogue.
331
00:12:22,050 --> 00:12:23,920
Disapprove all you want.
332
00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:26,990
Tonight, the quality of dialogue
stops mattering.
333
00:12:26,990 --> 00:12:29,920
Tonight, I do that thing
I want to do
334
00:12:29,930 --> 00:12:31,460
with the curve thing.
335
00:12:34,260 --> 00:12:36,260
Nobody leave.
Everybody stay.
336
00:12:36,260 --> 00:12:37,930
Nobody leave.
Everody stay.
337
00:12:41,540 --> 00:12:43,670
Aaaaaaah!
338
00:12:45,070 --> 00:12:47,340
Nobody leave.
Everybody stay.
339
00:12:47,340 --> 00:12:48,880
In uncertain times like these,
340
00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:51,080
I think it's important for me
to say, eat shit, you.
341
00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:52,880
The drug companies paid for me
to say every word.
342
00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:54,210
I have millions of dollars,
343
00:12:54,220 --> 00:12:55,880
and I don't care if you live --
oh, God!
344
00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:57,880
Oh, [bleep]! No! Aah!
345
00:12:57,890 --> 00:13:00,020
And I'd just like to say that
prescription drugs are great,
346
00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:02,090
and you should buy them now.
347
00:13:02,090 --> 00:13:03,490
What's happening, Rick?
348
00:13:03,490 --> 00:13:05,090
He hacked the entire city's
portal supply.
349
00:13:05,090 --> 00:13:07,030
Come on, there still might be
one way out of here --
350
00:13:07,030 --> 00:13:08,230
out the bottom.
351
00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:15,840
What do you think he needed
from your brain?
352
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,500
I assume schematics for the
Citadel's dimensional drive.
353
00:13:18,510 --> 00:13:20,170
If he's gonna use it
to blow the curve,
354
00:13:20,170 --> 00:13:21,310
we do not want to be here.
355
00:13:21,310 --> 00:13:22,780
What is
the Central Finite Curve?
356
00:13:22,780 --> 00:13:24,180
QandA after our survival.
357
00:13:24,180 --> 00:13:26,380
Hopefully we can snag some
untainted fluid at the source
358
00:13:26,380 --> 00:13:29,320
and get the
out of here.
359
00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:30,950
Or not.
360
00:13:32,450 --> 00:13:35,660
Wow. I thought my capitalism
metaphor was on the nose.
361
00:13:35,660 --> 00:13:37,320
Ow! Oh!
362
00:13:37,330 --> 00:13:39,190
So did you help build
the Citadel?
363
00:13:39,190 --> 00:13:40,590
Do you just lie to me
about everything?
364
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,260
Can't we just sneak
through the cave base?
365
00:13:42,260 --> 00:13:44,260
We turned a new leaf, Morty.
We're back to simple adventures.
366
00:13:44,270 --> 00:13:46,330
It's not a new leaf
until you tell me everything.
367
00:13:46,330 --> 00:13:48,070
Morty, we really don't
have time for this.
368
00:13:48,070 --> 00:13:50,070
The whole place
isonna blow.
No, I-I don't trust you.
369
00:13:50,070 --> 00:13:51,540
I-I don't want to
do this anymore
370
00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,270
if I'm not gonna get
straight answers from you.
371
00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:54,470
God damn it!
372
00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:55,740
Here's my [bleep]
downloaded brain, Morty.
373
00:13:55,740 --> 00:13:57,140
You want to
jump the shark?
374
00:13:57,150 --> 00:13:58,880
You want to know my stupid
crybaby backstory?
375
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,350
Knock yourself out.
Not -- not now!
376
00:16:20,690 --> 00:16:22,620
-Boo ya, Rick.
-Nice one, Morty!
377
00:16:24,230 --> 00:16:26,230
Whoa. Dead wife?
378
00:16:26,230 --> 00:16:28,090
Yes, now everyone
can shut up about it.
379
00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:31,430
Wow, Rick, I feel a lot better
having seen all that.
380
00:16:31,430 --> 00:16:32,700
Of course that's the case.
381
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,640
In their minds,
they're the underdogs.
382
00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:38,100
And that's how
they justify this.
383
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:41,440
Morty,
I'm not responsible
384
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:42,980
for every [bleep]-up Rick
out there.
385
00:16:42,980 --> 00:16:44,110
They literally all
say that.
386
00:16:44,110 --> 00:16:45,250
They all have that excuse.
387
00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:46,510
It's part of their system.
388
00:16:46,510 --> 00:16:48,050
None of them have to be
responsible.
389
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,450
They're all victims
of themselves.
390
00:16:49,450 --> 00:16:52,320
Oh, it's so hard to be a genius.
Couldn't you just die?
391
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:53,450
Well, what are you
doing about it?
392
00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:55,120
Jack [bleep]
I'm leaving.
393
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,120
Do you know what
the Central Finite Curve is?
394
00:16:57,130 --> 00:16:58,720
They built a wall
around infinity.
395
00:16:58,730 --> 00:17:00,590
They separated all
the infinite universes
396
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,260
from all
the infinite universes
397
00:17:02,260 --> 00:17:04,260
where he's the smartest man
in the universe.
398
00:17:04,270 --> 00:17:05,670
Every version of us
has spent every version
399
00:17:05,670 --> 00:17:08,070
of all of our lives
in one infinite crib
400
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:10,800
built around
an infinite baby.
401
00:17:10,810 --> 00:17:11,470
And I'm leaving it.
402
00:17:11,470 --> 00:17:13,210
That's what makes me evil --
403
00:17:13,210 --> 00:17:14,670
being sick of him.
404
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:17,480
If you've ever been sick of him,
you've been evil, too.
405
00:17:18,550 --> 00:17:21,210
Rick, did you really leave
the crows for me?
406
00:17:21,220 --> 00:17:24,550
Or did you come back
because they dumped you?
407
00:17:24,550 --> 00:17:27,620
There you go, kid.
Now you're Evil Morty, too.
408
00:17:27,620 --> 00:17:29,420
Sooner or later
we all are,
409
00:17:29,420 --> 00:17:31,490
on this side
of the curve.
410
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,500
-Ah!
-Ah!
411
00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:47,240
Don't worry, Morty.
We still got a way out
412
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,110
they never thought of --
Operation Phoenix.
413
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:50,640
Doesn't that still mean,
like, death?
414
00:17:50,650 --> 00:17:52,380
Sure, but the joke's
on them,
415
00:17:52,380 --> 00:17:54,180
'cause we just found a backdoor
to getting off this rock.
416
00:17:56,380 --> 00:17:58,050
REROUTED.
REROUTED.
417
00:17:58,050 --> 00:18:00,790
Rerouted.
Rerouted. Rerouted.
418
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:05,390
Rerouted. Rerouted.
Rerouted.
419
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,330
Oh, my [bleep] God!
420
00:18:09,330 --> 00:18:11,300
Come on, Morty.
We gotta go.
421
00:18:12,730 --> 00:18:14,670
You can come if you want.
422
00:18:14,670 --> 00:18:16,470
Don't blame me
if you don't.
423
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,470
Ugh! From where I sit,
Morty,
424
00:18:18,470 --> 00:18:19,940
that's the best deal
on the table.
425
00:18:19,940 --> 00:18:23,740
I-I don't have
a real plan.
426
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:28,480
Thanks, pal. I-I'm glad
you ignored my advice.
427
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:30,350
It's just as well.
I lied.
428
00:18:30,350 --> 00:18:32,150
That second seat's
a toilet.
429
00:18:32,150 --> 00:18:33,690
Oh.
Super dick move.
430
00:18:33,690 --> 00:18:35,490
But weirdly kind of cool
to admit it.
431
00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:37,220
Geez, you guys really are
bred for forgiveness.
432
00:18:37,230 --> 00:18:38,960
Let's go.
433
00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:56,640
Say goodbye to the Citadel,
fellas.
434
00:20:51,030 --> 00:20:53,360
Ooowee! Evil Morty.
435
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:54,890
That was quite a scheme.
436
00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:57,500
Makes me wonder if there's
an evil me out there.
437
00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:59,700
But I guess sometimes
I look at my life,
438
00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:02,770
and I may not even need him,
'cause, well,
439
00:21:02,770 --> 00:21:05,310
guess I've made a pretty big
mess of things myself.
440
00:21:05,310 --> 00:21:06,710
Ooowee.
441
00:21:06,710 --> 00:21:08,840
Never got my job
at the university back.
442
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:11,380
Remember that?
Rick made me do karate.
443
00:21:11,380 --> 00:21:12,780
It -- It was kinda funny.
444
00:21:12,780 --> 00:21:15,120
But I guess things
went downhill from there.
445
00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:17,380
Started isolating myself
from Amy.
446
00:21:17,390 --> 00:21:19,650
Used to tell her
everything I was feeling,
447
00:21:19,650 --> 00:21:21,120
but then I guess I stopped,
448
00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:23,720
'cause I wanted her to love
who she thought I was,
449
00:21:23,730 --> 00:21:25,930
not who I felt myself becoming.
450
00:21:25,930 --> 00:21:28,590
Ever think about how horrified
the people we love would be
451
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,660
if they found out
who we truly are?
452
00:21:30,670 --> 00:21:34,470
So we just dig ourselves deeper
into our lies every day,
453
00:21:34,470 --> 00:21:38,070
ultimately hurting the only
people brave enough to love us.
454
00:21:38,070 --> 00:21:39,670
Wish I didn't do that.
455
00:21:39,670 --> 00:21:41,810
Wish I was brave enough
to love them back.
456
00:21:41,810 --> 00:21:44,680
I don't know.
Maybe you should try it.
457
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,880
We don't have as much time
as we think.
458
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,080
Ooowee.
459
00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:51,350
Did you get any of that?